Posted by a man named Eugene Romanovsky, the two-minute #BuyMyVitara clip stars his little black off-roader cruising country roads and dirt tracks to begin with, then tackling desert sand dunes and alpine avalanches - even fleeing a T-Rex.
Romanovsky describes the vehicle as "my best friend", equipped with features like a 1.6-litre injection petrol engine with 96hp (72kW), an environmentally-friendly new exhaust converter, manual transmission with low-range gearing, an Android media system with four-speaker audio and automatic windows.
According to the video, the Vitara is more than capable enough to deal with herds of dinosaurs, underwater adventures, even trips to the moon - though, no surprise, some of the scenes are clearly computer generated.
The owner says all the Suzuki needs is your love, and "maybe some paint". Re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere might've knocked off a layer or two...
Watch the advertisement in the video above.