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German man tattoos ‘MINI’ on his penis to win a Cooper

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By Tim Beissmann |
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A German man has had the word ‘MINI’ tattooed on his penis to win a MINI Cooper in a local radio station competition.

Andreas Muller, 39, responded to the RTL Radio’s competition, which posed the challenge to listeners: whoever pull the craziest stunt to get the car wins.

According to the competition’s organisers, Mr Muller’s suggestion to have the brand’s name inked on his member was the most extreme, giving him the keys to the £20,000 ($32,000) MINI Cooper when the deed was done.

Apparently Mr Muller’s screams, which were broadcast live on air, made listeners squirm a little, but he later admitted the pain was all worth it.

“Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore,” Mr Muller said. “Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.”

The man was clearly desperate to get his hands on a MINI.

And while he may be wishing the prize was a BMW or even a Kia, in hindsight it could have been worse. We doubt he would have suggested the same stunt if it was a Lamborghini or a Mercedes-Benz up for grabs.


 

  • http://CarAdvice The Salesman

    Be aware of this man offering to show you his new Mini! It wont be what you expect.

  • Kj

    He didn’t win it for the tattoo, apparently his wife confirmed it actually spells microminiaturizations!

  • Ralph

    Gents,

    Are you sure this didn’t happen in the USA?

    Cheers,

    Ralph

    PS Prefer the hundred dollar note. Love to watch my money grow during moments of intimacy!

  • http://indianautosblog.com Shrawan Raja

    Guess the tattoo also served as a highly accurate and descriptive nameplate.

  • Hung Low

    I once tattooed “Land Rover Range Rover Sport Supercharged HSE” on mine in bold capitals but still did not win the car! :)

    • Golfschwein

      I believe you. 4 point Trebuchet?

      • Hung Low

        Glad you understand, especially from just having the initial V.W on yours and all!!!

        • I think i am big

          This response reeks of t a small man of sorts trapped in a big world.

  • JEKYL & HYDE

    “so this man is in a public toilet,and its packed.while doing his business,he notice’s that the bloke next to him has the letters “wy” tattooed on his old fella.curiousity gets the better of him,and he asks,”excuse me mate,whats the “wy” bit mean then?”.”that’s my wife’s idea” replied the man.”when i get a bit excited,it expands out and spells wendy,my wife’s name”

    two months later he’s at the same toilet,next to a big west indian guy.again he glances down,and his bloke has got “wy” tattooed to his old fella to.he says”excuse me mate,i couldn’t help see your tattoo,is your parnter’s name wendy?”.”no man”,replies the guy,”but when i pick up,you should see the girl’s face when it expands out to “welcome to the bahamas,have a nice day”…

  • Peter

    Germans – world renowned for their good taste and sense of humour. What will they come up with next, I wonder?

  • Joker

    Juxtaposition Win?

  • Jeff

    Does this mean Mini is the new choice of car for c#cks?

  • Who Knew

    Speaking personally, it would be more appropriate for me to have “MAXI” tattooed, but it would also be redundant!

    • Jeff

      Why are you trying to win a VW Caddy MAXI van?

  • evergreen

    20 years later at a tattoo convention

    American tattooist 1: My greatest achievement was putting the tramp stamp on Jessica Alba

    American tattooist 2: I tattooed Eva Longoria’s ass

    German tattooist: …

  • HSV

    What, no pics?

  • Reckless1

    The screams must have been from the tweezers…..

    But I have to agree the judges picked the right wiener…..

    • Reckless1

      Oops, winner :)