Quality Control, Bob, Treasure & Mice
Has the Earth rotated slightly off-axis lately, or is it just me? Here are four current automotive stories that pretty much make the case for rotational anomaly.
CRUZE CONTROL?
BROWN CAR TAX CRACKDOWN
Note to Mr Brown: “Dear Sir, thanks to their high turnover, company fleet cars – especially the high annual kilometer ones – are a major source of affordable, safe, used cars for middle Australia. They’re also fuel efficient, ie greener than the average Australian car out there on the road today. This is a ridiculous policy, so you probably won’t get a Christmas card from the FCAI – again. One last thing: Would you mind explaining how this is a ‘green’ initiative?”
HERTZ SO GOOD
Garage-wise, the joint appeared to be (as advertised) jammed with 30-odd years’ worth of life’s detritus, at least until the top layers of flotsam were removed.
Somewhat unexpectedly at this point, staring the bin-men in the face was an uber-rare 1966 Shelby GT350 Mustang with original Hertz red-and-white custom paint.
RAT RACE HEALTH SCARE
Physiological result? Compelling evidence that being stuck in traffic too often causes not only brain damage but also heart problems, lung damage and … something else. (Can’t remember.)
The link between traffic and brain damage seems pretty clear. But then I live in Sydney, which has one of the world’s most aggressive driving cultures.