Comments on: BMW developing self-drive emergency stop system

By: Left Lane Lover

Left Lane Lover — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:51:13 +0000

where the bloody hell r u no patients,rubber necking causing accidents somewhere ,get 1 of these beemers,then you will have to learn about patience for the first time! HA

By: Left Lane Lover

Left Lane Lover — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:26:37 +0000

Cars like this are very much needed in Queensland as nobody seems to be able to drive for themselves.No humour intended.

By: Andrew M

Andrew M — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:15:04 +0000

Steve H,
Yeah probably mate, thats all you will get me on

By: SteveH

SteveH — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:35:12 +0000

Really should have the grammar police for some of your posts Andrew, but happy to serve and protect where I can.

By: Andrew M

Andrew M — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:28:05 +0000

Cool,
the racism policeman has just showed up.
“I wanst doing nothin” *twiddles thumbs*

By: Bavarian Missile (.)(.)

Bavarian Missile (.)(.) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:01:26 +0000

Good to hear then………….I guess you hooked me :)

By: SteveH

SteveH — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:58:33 +0000

BM, all my comments are definately tongue in cheek. Sadly it is a little difficult to express sarcasm on a comments board.

By: Bavarian Missile (.)(.)

Bavarian Missile (.)(.) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:54:49 +0000

Oh stop being sooooooooo serious Steve . Its all in a bit of fun now on this site and almost expected apparently, even on a Toyota thread we get bagged for mentioning Toyota!

By: SteveH

SteveH — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:47:37 +0000

If they were worried about the excitement of the drive, wouldn’t some sort of cold shower device be better? They always say prevention is better than a cure.

By: SteveH

SteveH — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:38:27 +0000

I had to say something as even for this website to bring Toyota / Lexus into the comments section on the third post for a completely unrelated story, is a record.

By: Bavarian Missile (.)(.)

Bavarian Missile (.)(.) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:32:21 +0000

hahaha,I knew you would find your way here.

Nah I thinks it for the sheer excitement of the drive ;)

By: SteveH

SteveH — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:13:21 +0000

Maybe they have developed this for when you have a heart attack when you have realised how much you have just paid for the options on a BMW.

By: Bavarian Missile (.)(.)

Bavarian Missile (.)(.) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:36:55 +0000

hahahaha ,*dont mention monkeys* or a troop,thats a group of monkeys* Whoops, that means the the 3 wise monkeys were a troop* So whats a Troop Carrier ? And dont Toyota make one of those…….hahahaha cracking up servilely now…………shhhhhhhhhh

By: Andrew M

Andrew M — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:30:32 +0000

^^
Gee I hope I wasnt being Racist,
God help me……

By: Bavarian Missile (.)(.)

Bavarian Missile (.)(.) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:58:41 +0000

hahaha you were braver than me babe! *creasing in laughter on the floor*

By: Andrew M

Andrew M — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:53:59 +0000

Perfect for the Toyota drivers that fall asleep at the wheel…..

By: Bavarian Missile (.)(.)

Bavarian Missile (.)(.) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:53:24 +0000

hahahaha, I can see Lexus taking on that idea Salesman,that way we could see if the driver had a pulse ;)

Clever little BMW again , now if they can just program it to take you home after too many drinks,that would be cool!

By: crouchy

crouchy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:51:10 +0000

“Hey dad, what is this button for?”

By: The Salesman

The Salesman — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:22:26 +0000

The self driving 330i had to be driven around the track first to be “trained” and learn the track. This new technology is impressive; the car would somehow have to be able to read your vital signs. Why not take it one step further? Could they make a BMW that revives you if you pass out? A quick couple of volts through the seat to jump start the old ticker. What happens if the system fails and the car keeps driving with a corpse in the drivers seat? Would anyone notice?