Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that where ever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is, he’s called the Stig.

But apart from being the preeminent driver of any car ever built (and some would say any yet to be built), the Stig doesn’t seem to live for any other purpose. So when Top Gear asked him (it?) to annotate his impressions on the new Nissan GT-R, he was happy to oblige….if he could use a computer, that is.

The result, is…well.. interesting. Click here to head to the Stig’s blog.